Lottery numbers, Polar Bears, and Smoke Monsters–oh my! Time for Murder Ballad.

Since my last couple of blogs have been BOOMING in stats, I’ve officially reached Cabaret Blog celebrity status (no photographs please) (actually please take some I need new headshots).

I can hardly walk around the Rutgers University campus without having my fellow peers stare at me in a star-struck manner. I can sense their jealousy and awe. I receive so many compliments per day, like:

  • Is that smell coming from her?
  • Does she know that she’s talking to a wall?
  • Why is she making frog noises?

I’m swimming in compliments here folks, it’s almost unbearable. I don’t know how NSync did it (#RIP #forevernostringsattached)


That being said, I know you all are DYING to hear about my personal life. I am pleased to inform you that I am currently on season 6 of Lost, and every episode makes me cry. Jack is my number #1 again, as Sawyer started to annoy me, and Desmond apparently isn’t in this season. Also, Richard Albert has the best backstory (Izz-ah-bellaaaa). They’re my characters and you can’t have them.


Alright, alright. What other show did I binge watch this summer? Dexter! And what is Dexter about? Murder!


Murder Ballad

Cabaret’s newest main stage and my worst segue.


Currently, I am sitting in Cabaret Theatre as the cast, crew, and band prepare for their first tech rehearsal. This set is by far one of my favorites at Cabaret to date. First off, there’s a pool table which also serves as a bed (*wink). Second, there’s a bar (*double wink). Third, you can walk, jump, and do *naughty* things ON the bar (*no more winking). Fourth, the band is center stage on the platform. It is perfect and I love it so.

I personally had never heard of Murder Ballad before Cabaret announced it as one of the mainstages for the 2014-2015 season. Going into this rehearsal, I had no idea what to expect. But, as I walked in to the band warming up to RHCP, I knew the show would not disappoint.

Get it? Get it? *gags*

Get it? Get it? *gags*

Murder Ballad is a steamy exploration of the complications of love, the compromises we make and the betrayals that undo us. This is the dramatic story of a love triangle gone wrong centering on Sara, an uptown girl who seems to have it all, but whose downtown past lingers enticingly and dangerously in front of her. Sex, love, lies, and a murder fill this show with pure entertainment that should not be missed.

Words I like in this description: Steamy. Betrayal. Lingers enticingly. And love triangle (Jack, Kate, and Sawyer anyone?).

"We have to go back"

“We have to go back”

Since this show is a “ballad”, the pit and the actors’ musical abilities are given prime time to shine. Even I was impressed, and I’m usually a tough cookie to please when it comes to musicals. The Narrator has a sexy and electrifying belt; Sara’s sweet looks deceive her fiery persona; Michael’s ever-lovable and huggable character had me awing and gasping in every scene; and Tom exemplifies rock n’ roll with a hot Kansas twist, ever tempting us all to the dark side.

While waiting for the run to begin, I decided to “interview” a few key members of the staff, crew, and performers. Here’s what they had to say:

(Here I take on my Nshady persona. Imagine it. It’s awesome)

A brief interview with Justin Brown (director)

  • Nshady: Hi Justin Brown
  • JB: Hi.
  • Nshady: Describe the show in five words. Go.
  • JB: Wait, does it have to be…five…adjectives?
  • Nshady: Sure, why not. Go!
  • JB: Sexy, malicious, electrifying….rock…and roll.

A surprise interview with Justin Luckenbaugh (actor)

  • Nshady: Hi Justin!
  • JL: Hi Natasha!
  • Nshady: What is the most annoying thing about director Justin?
  • JL: What?! I don’t know…he listens to Beyonce a lot. And he enjoys the sexual parts of this show.

Lauren Burcheri (pianist) tells me about things

  • Nshady: Hi Lauren!
  • LB: ….Hi…
  • Nshady: Five favorite moments of the show…go!
  • LB: Practicing with the pit and creating a dynamic together, the music and the story of the show is very catchy, the fact that I was still able to do this show even though the dates were moved, and I like that there’s not a formal conductor with the music, which allows us to just jam and go with it, and Justin as the director.

Jared Gallegos (tech crew), a.k.a. the only person who asks me how I’m doing

  • Nshady: Hi Jared!
  • JG: Hello! How are you?
  • Nshady: I’m great, how are you?
  • JG: Doing fine.
  • Nshady: How has your experience been doing tech with the show so far?
  • JG: Somewhat rushed, but I’m actually on the same time-frame as I usually am. Yeah…that’s it.

A brief interview of no importance with Steph van Oppen (Managing Director)

  • Nshady: What do you like best about your pink hair, and why is it pink?
  • SvO: Pink matches all of my…blue clothes.

A hot and steamy with Mary Berko (choreographer)

  • Nshady: Hi Mary!
  • MB: Hi!
  • Nshady: What did you do for the show?
  • MB: This show?
  • Nshady: Yes this show.
  • MB: I helped choreograph some great scenes…slash modern dance…but not really.
  • Nshady: I hear there may be a sex scene. Can you confirm the rumors?
  • MB: Yes, I can confirm that. It’s very abstract.
  • Nshady: Is it hot and steamy?
  • MB: It’s pretty hot and steamy.
  • Nshady: You heard it, folks.

I confuse Dalton Zogleman (actor)…a lot…

  • Nshady: Hi Dalton!
  • DZ: Hi Natasha!
  • Nshady: How has being from Kansas inspired your role in this show?
  • DZ: ……..Um……that’s a great question…how has being from Kansas inspired my role in this show………………………………………………….I have no clue……………………..I really don’t know………………(laughter)…………………………….(awkward laughter)………………………………. ……………………..(silence)……………………………..
  • Nshady: Alright, I’ll give you a take two. Hey Dalton.
  • DZ: Hey Natasha…
  • Nshady: What are your thoughts about American Foreign Policy? Go.
  • DZ: I think that there’s much room for improvement and I am a proud citizen of this United States of America.
  • Nshady: Very political of you.
  • DZ: Thank you.

Courtney King (Artistic Director) loves me more than you do!

  • Nshady: Hi hi!
  • CK: Hi! Wassup?
  • Nshady: What is the best thing about my super awesome fun-time blog?
  • CK: Um…Natasha…you write your blog…so that’s the best thing…that you write it. And Natasha is my favorite. She often incorporates poop and that’s exciting for us all…and her…because she loves poop. And she is a beautiful actress. We’ll miss her so much when she leaves us for France.
  • Nshady: Yes I’m wonderful. Let’s segue into Murder Ballad now. What is your favorite thing about the show?
  • CK: My favorite thing about Murder Ballad is that we’re incorporating a new set up; we have a bar and we’re using the band onstage. It’s a whole new environment for Cabaret.


Just had to get that out there.

Yeah and I'm proud of it.

Yeah and I’m proud of it.

Here is all the info you need for the show:

Cabaret Theatre presents,

Murder Ballad

*****This production contains adult language and content. We recommend this show for mature audiences only.*****


– Thursday, November 20th @ 8pm

– Friday, November 21st @ 8pm

– Saturday, November 22nd @ 8pm and 11:59pm

– Sunday, November 23rd @ 7pm

Performances will be held at Cabaret Theatre. The theatre is located at the corner of Suydam Street and Nichol Avenue on the Douglass Campus.


– $7 Students/Faculty/Staff/Seniors

– $12 General Admission

Please email ticket reservations complete with your name, date of performance, number of tickets needed to***

***Please arrive more than 20 minutes before show time. If later you risk losing your reservation to those on the waiting list.

Meet the Cast:

– Narrator: Erica Nader

– Sara: Stephanie Turci

– Michael: Justin Luckenbaugh

– Tom: Dalton Zogleman


Meet the Production Staff:

– Director: Justin Brown

– Assistant Director: Claudia Nunez

– Stage Manager: Nicola Keegan

– Assistant Stage Manager: Sabrina Pellunat

– Musical Director: Steph Mangioglu

– Assistant Musical Director: Jessica Sipe

– Choreographer: Mary Berko


Meet the Pit::

– Piano: Lauren Burcheri

– Drums: Evan Tsioni

– Bass Guitar: James Nascimento

– Guitar: Justin DeUmberto

Come see all of these beautiful people and their hard work this weekend! Be prepared for a raucous time. Did I mention Dalton is from Kansas? He’s from Kansas. Apparently there’s a lot of corn there. And tornadoes. And lots of women named Dorothy.

Side note–this is my last theatre review for the blog (insert sad face here), as I am graduating in a little over three weeks. How weird is that? I’ll have a “sign-off” post after the holiday, and introduce you to our new Social Media Chair! (her name may or may not be Kristen and she may or may not be equally as cool as I am)

Until then, I’ll be flying planes from LAX to Australia trying to get back to the Island. See ya in another life, brotha.

Nshady, out.

***ALSO Rutgers Night Live Auditions are this Monday from 8-Midnight, with Callbacks on Tuesday TBD, both at Cabaret. Come out and audition! You’ll get to meet me! Bring your funny bones, and make sure to leave all of the non-funny ones at home.***


Seasonal Confusion and Lots of Interviews…it must be Directors’ Showcase time!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

Silver bells…silver bells…

La da da da da daaaa, it’s time for Hanukkah

November=December=Winter holidays for me. I’m not sorry. But I am currently listening to Mariah Carey’s fantastic rendition of “All I Want for Christmas is You”.

Happy Thanksgiving?

Happy Thanksgiving?

BUT, segueing to the point, it is the most wonderful time of the year, because it is time for Directors’ Showcase!

For those of you who don’t know (most of you) Directors’ Showcase was my very first show at Cabaret Theatre, let alone at Rutgers. As an underclassman, being cast in my first show was amazing, and the DS environment was (and still is) the perfect introduction into college theatre. My show was about two waiters, who had ambitions, and one of them ended with an interpretative dance. You don’t need to know any more than that.

#myfirstshow #nostalgia

#myfirstshow #nostalgia

Because DS is so near and dear to me, and many other actors at Cabaret, this week’s blog post consists of interviews with the directors themselves (woooooo)!

What is Directors’ Showcase, you ask? I’ll tell ya! Directors’ Showcase is a collection of 15 to 20 minute plays directed by first time directors.

I talked to the lovely Kayla Votapek (and by talk I mean Facebook messaged–yay technology), coordinator extraordinaire, and asked her to describe Directors’ Showcase to me in her own words. Here’s what she said:

  • “Directors’ showcase is one of the few special events that allows students who never directed, never stage managed, and never acted, to have a chance to try something new. It allows new and old members to be part of an amazing theatrical experience.”

Kayla also added:

  • “The reason why it means so much to me is because of the fact that it was the first show I did as a freshman at Cabaret. DS gave me the chance to show everyone what I can do and allowed me to get to where I am today. This year is my 3rd year doing the showcase and i am so proud to see all my babies grow throughout the entire process and so glad that we have brand new faces at Cabaret Theatre.”
Here's us on Halloween. Ten points for Gryffindor if you know who I am.

Here’s us on Halloween. Ten points for Gryffindor if you know who I am.

Before we begin with the Director interviews, here is all of the information you need about the performances:

The 2014 Directors’ Showcase at Cabaret Theatre

Coordinated by Kayla Votapek and Stage Managed by Jacqueline Malzone


– Friday, November 14 @ 8pm**

– Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm

– Sunday, November 16 @ 7pm

**Proceeds from the Friday performance will be donated to the Holt International Adoption Agency.

Performances will be held at Cabaret Theatre, which is located on the corner of Suydam Street and Nichol Avenue on the Douglass Campus


$7 Students/Faculty/Staff/Seniors

$12 General Admission

To reserve tickets please send an email including your name, dates you would like to attend, and number of tickets to arrive at least 20 minutes early to keep your reservation)


Interview with Loneliness, by Ann Wuehler

  • Directed by Chris Price
  • Featuring: Toni Pollitt, Megan Cavanagh and Kim Bollard

Waiting for the Matinee by Eric Coble

  • Directed by Constantina Scoullis
  • Featuring: Kajoree Bhattacharya and Justice Hehir

For Anne by Peter Gruen

  • Directed by Laura Pomykala
  • Featuring: Kelly Lozo and Matt Apploff

Blind Date by Laurie Allen

  • Directed by Eddie Norgard
  • Featuring: Chris Wilson, Kim Bollard, LaJuan Miller, Thalia Peck, Matt Apploff and Kajoree Bhattacharya

Ties that Bind by Eric Coble

  • Directed by Hantz Jean-Francois
  • Featuring: Luke Basile, Alex Esposito, Lajuan Miller, Thalia Peck, Toni Pollitt and Steve Rengifo

That being said, can I get a drumroll please


Let us begin!

*cue Who Wants to be a Millionaire Music*

An Interview with Chris Price

Facebook means that no one is safe. Let the pictures begin.

Facebook means that no one is safe. Let the pictures begin.

Tell us a little about your show:

  • “Interviews with Loneliness” is a 3-woman piece that portrays how these women struggle with independence, dark pasts, self-worth, and love. Fearful of being single, but tired of destructive companionship, Annarae, Janet, and Queela have individual stories that have no escape from loneliness. Ultimately, they are in the hot spot to make a choice: be in love, yet feel lonely, or dread the solitude of having never truly loved.

Why did you pick this show?

  • I selected this show because I wanted a show that offered deeper substance and was a bit of a challenge. On paper, there are three stories, simple. However, bringing it to life for 15 minutes was a great journey. Also, I think the overall story is relatable to what we all go through. We know what is good for us, but there is an underlying layer of bad or consequences to every good choice we think we are making for ourselves. That’s life, and life is full of difficult decisions.

What is different about this experience than your other directing experiences?

  • I was blessed with being able to direct this year’s musical revue at Cabaret, Unsung Chapters. However, Director’s Showcase provided me with something different because I have not worked creatively on a straight play since acting in high school. Since coming to Rutgers, I have stage managed one play and performed and been on production staffs for a number of musicals, but I avoided creatively being involved with plays for a long time. This experience gave me the chance to get back into straight plays!

Favorite moment of the show?

  • All of it, simple as that. I really enjoy this show, and I think others will too.

Favorite moment during rehearsal?

  • Chilling with my actresses and have them do weird things like talk to themselves in corners of rooms.

How has your vision come to life through Cabaret Theatre?

  • Cabaret really gave me free reigns with this show, and I was able to change up the script and setting and all that jazz. #thankscabaret

And lastly, why should we come see your show?

  • Because I said so.

The last answer is simple and sweet. I like your style Chris. Let’s be friends.


An Interview with Constantina Scoullis


Tell us a little about your show:

  • A tribute to Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot, two middle-aged women are waiting for the matinee to start. They try and kill time, and amidst hilarious discussion, fall back into the absurdist motif.

Why did you pick this show?

  • I feel like I need some deep answer to this…but I just read the play and thought it would be fun to do. Yeah, that’s basically it.

Are you a first time director? How’s the experience?

  • It has been really great! I was pretty nervous and worried about a lot of things going into showcase—especially since directing is something that you need to figure out, because there is really no one way to direct. As rehearsals went by though, I realized that the things that I was worried about were things that you can (and have to) easily pick up on the spot. Not to say that directing is easy—it’s not. I was just more worried about it than I should have been.
  • Plus, I love my actors, and they were very instrumental in this whole learning experience for me.

What is your favorite moment of the show?

  • The part where Justice and Kajoree show that they are a good audience!

Favorite moment during rehearsal?

  • We went on some pretty…interesting tangents during rehearsal. Also, when Justice and Kajoree would do a little bit of improv in between runs, I basically got a week’s worth of ab workouts done within 2 minutes. They are so funny together. I can’t even.

How has your vision come to life through Cabaret Theatre?

  • Generally—just the fact that Cabaret Theatre offers a chance for people to get a taste of directing a show. In regards to my show specifically—the fact that Cabaret Theatre is a very intimate space, and I want the audience to feel like there’s minimal distance between them and the things happening on stage.

Why should we come see your show??

  • Because Justice and Kajoree. Enough said.

Shout out to my ladies, woot woot!

Also, last year I performed in the Original Play Festival, with one of Connie’s original plays. She’s a very talented lady, and I can’t wait to see her directorial debut.

Next next next…


An interview with Eddie Norgard

Yo. This is a pretty cool pic. Very James Dean-esque

Yo. This is a pretty cool pic. Very James Dean-esque

Tell us a little about your show:

  • My show is called “The Blind Date”. It’s a short comedy about two completely different people being forced to find reasons to date just to please their friends. As if the date couldn’t be any more terrible, their friends who set them up on this blind date decide to visit the restaurant they are at to very obnoxiously intrude on their already dysfunctional relationship.

Why did you choose to work on Blind Date?

  • I picked this show for a couple reasons. I had previously been an actor in the short at my high school. I thought it would be nice to direct it with my own vision rather than my old director’s vision. I also picked the show because I wanted to remind people that we can find reasons to love one another despite the most obvious differences that come at face value. If we dig a little deeper we can connect with anyone.

Are you a first time director? If so, how was the new experience?

  • I am a first time director! I found it to be extremely eye opening. I have been acting since I was in 1st grade but I have never sat in the director’s chair and it feels good to finally be on this side of the table. I loved every aspect of it and my cast was extremely supportive and cooperative.

Favorite moment of the show?

  • I think the best moment in my show is when Kayla has simply had enough of the shenanigans being thrown at her and just mentally breaks down. Its funny to see her completely go insane because of how badly her date is going.

Favorite moment during rehearsal?

  • Its hard to pick a favorite moment. My cast was super fun to work with and we were all laughing at every rehearsal. Working on a comedy with naturally hilarious people is just the best time!

How has your vision come to life through Cabaret Theatre?

  • I am so grateful to Courtney, Allie, and Kayla for giving me the opportunity to gain directing experience through this special Cabaret event!! I absolutely have had the best time and have learned so much. Cabaret is really good about allowing artists to express themselves and they give equal opportunity to all despite lack of knowledge or experience. The entire E-Board is willing to help you learn and to guide you. I could not be more happy to call Cabaret my home.

And lastly, why should we come see your show?

  • You should come see my show if you want to laugh but also if you want to think. The comedic atmosphere of my show shouldn’t cover up the deeper meanings found within the script. It’s important to look at any piece of art as multidimensional and that is so true for theatre arts as well. If you wanna laugh and have a good time come to director’s showcase but remember to take away something from each show! Enjoy!

An Interview with Laura Pomykala


Can you give us a little summary of the show, “For Anne” ?

  • While cleaning out their attic, Anne and Peter accidentally find pieces of their past that they have kept from one another. However, the result of true love causing the secrecy can prove if love can conquer all.

Why did you decide to direct this show?

  • When I read the script, the story resonated with me for the rest of the day. I read other scripts but “For Anne” was the first script I read and the one I was thinking about when reading all of the other scripts. I had to share Anne and Peter’s story and to show that chivalry isn’t really lost. You just have to find the right person who understands and respects you.

Are you a first time director? If so, how was the new experience?

  • I am a first time director and it’s been a blast! Because I’m an actor, I definitely approached directing with a very understanding but precise image of how to act. I wanted to make sure I had genuine emotions coming from my actors so that the audience would feel like they were watching their reality. With this said, I wanted my actors to make their own choices about how they felt when being their character and to make choices for their actions. I simply directed the talent and helped bring it out.

Favorite moment of the show?

  • If I do I’ll spoil the ending, but I’ll give you a hint. It’s all about the poem from 1937.

Favorite moment during rehearsal?

  • Seeing my cast during our last rehearsal before tech week and everyone realizing how much the play has grown.

How has your vision come to life through Cabaret Theatre?

  • Being able to bring a story to life from scratch has been an amazing experience! I would have never directed if it wasn’t for the fact that Cabaret had the Director’s Showcase. Through the love people have for theater at Cabaret, I was able to contribute with my passion and now share this story through my favorite art form.

And lastly, why should we come see your show??

  • Because don’t you want to know what my favorite part of the play is?! Remember “the poem from 1937”!


An interview with Hantz Jean-Francois

Favorite picture by far. YES

Favorite picture by far. YES

Can you give us a small summary of “Ties That Bind” ?

  • The play focuses on the Amazing Krispinsky, an escape artist, and his escape from life. By using the metaphor of escaping chains, Coble is able to touch upon both positive and negative facets of life and its many phases we endure.

What made you choose to direct this particular show?

  • I just think being in my twenties and going to college gives way to so many challenges that often come about at this point in life. We, as a people and a generation, are dealing with sadness, depression, and doubt but we also experience joy, rejuvenation, and growth. Once I read the play, I knew that it encompassed all of these aspects in a creative way. The fact that it can relate to the lives of every in attendance, as well as, performing really solidified my choice.

Are you a first time director? If so, how was the new experience?

  • I perform spoken word and make hip hop music but I wanted to further expand my artistic prowess and I knew Cabaret would be a great outlet to do that. Directing has been such an amazing experience allowing me to make the play my own, which is really exciting to me.

Favorite moment of the show?

  • One of my favorite parts of the show is when Steve and Espo (Alex) first come out and start selling their food in a very comical way.

Favorite moment during rehearsal?

  • Definitely being able to see different personalities and levels of experience come together to create something cohesive, funny and meaningful.

How has your vision come to life through Cabaret Theatre?

  • After reading the play, I knew that Coble wanted there to be a hint of comedy but to also bring to light the beautiful struggle that is life. What I needed to understand was how to make the play my own so I wanted to be able to balance both comedy and morals with underlying themes. With amazing actors such as the ones I was blessed to work with, I was able to make that happen.

And lastly, why should we come see your show?

  • You should come see my show because it will relieve some of the stress life brings by bringing you some laughs and enlightenment.


You heard ‘em, folks. Directors’ Showcase is going to be fantastic, and you should come! I’ll be at the Sunday show if you want to print out a version of my blog…maybe I’ll sign it or something…if I’m in a good mood.

Before I sign-off for the day, I would like to give a shout-out to my number one fan, Kate Thomas! I promised her a place of special honor in my next blog, and this is it. We miss you Kate. Come back. Let’s battle demons in supermarkets again.

One of the most disturbing moments of our young lives. Thanks Dan Conroy.

One of the most disturbing moments of our young lives. Thanks Dan Conroy.


N-Shady, out.


ALSO Murder Ballad is NEXT WEEK. Expect another blog post soon. Very soon. Super soon. I have to start writing it now.

Senior Interviews: Again!

Does posting twice in one day make up for two weeks of procrastination? Probably not, but here are three (3) more Cabaret Cuestionnaires filled out be three (3) more fantabulous graduating Cabbies!

In case you missed it, check out this morning’s interviews and last week’s interviews as well!


Joey is f**king old. Okay, maybe not that old, but he’s been around since 2007. That’s, like, forever ago in terms of College Theatre years. He started at Cabaret way back at the tail end of it’s “Community Theatre” years, and served on the executive board as Managing Director while the theatre transitioned back to being a completely student-run and student-doing-things-all-time kind of place. He also recently posted a glowing letter thanking the other seniors for all their hard-work at Cabaret, and it pretty much sums up anything that we’d put down here, so check it out!

Joey’s (Gentleman on the Right) Cabaret debut: a shirtless, down-to-there-haired hippie in HAIR. Also, multiple bandanas.

Past Cabaret Credits/Roles/Jobs/Positions

  • Debuted on the Cabaret stage as Margaret Meade (the transvestite square) in HAIR way back in February 2008.
  • Dog Sees God (Beethoven), Assassins (Ensemble), Eurydice (Father), Spring Awakening (Moritz)
  • Co-director of Back-2-School Revue: Parte Deux
  • Choreographer and Joke Writer for Spelling Bee
  • Directed productions of A New Brain and Songs For A New World,
    and a scene from Les Miserables in Directors’ Scenes.
  • Facilitated the Directors’ Workshop and Coordinated Directors’ Showcase 2011
  • Managing Director from January 2009 through May 2010
  • I’ve also been on the roof a few times.

– Where are you from? Where would you like to live in the future?

North Brunswick, NJ. I’ve grown quite fond of New Brunswick, but I see myself living in the NYC area (probably on the Jersey side of the river). I’d like to live in the African Serengeti at some point in my life. Also, Ireland.

– Favorite Culinary Establishment in the New Brunswick Area

Picken Chicken on George Street.

– Same-color or Mix-match socks?

Same-color. I don’t mess around.

Joey, down in the far left corner, “directing” Songs for A New World (Editor’s Note: Believe it or not, that stage was actually painted Blue. THEATRE!)

– On what TV show would you like to guest star in a 3-episode mini-arc?

WWE Raw. I’m pretty wicked with a steel chair.

– Who do you most want to punch in the eye?

Lady Gaga. And Shia Labeouf.

– What’s your degree supposed to be in?

I have a BA in English (lolz Avenue Q), and I’ll be getting my Ed.M. in English Education (hopefully) this Sunday.

– What was your least favorite class at Rutgers?

18th Century Novel. So… canonical… traditional… old…

“Acting” as Moritz in Spring Awakening. “Channeling” Spider-Man. “Winning” Cabbie Awards for Best Actor in a Musical.

– What did you want to be when you were growing up?

A teacher. And James Bond.

– What are you probably going to be when you grow up?

A teacher. Officially.

– What would you like to be when you grow up?

A teacher. Who moonlights as an acclaimed comics writer for MARVEL.

– Favorite Cabaret experience as a performer/prostaffer?

I’ve had my fingers in so many productions over the last few years that it’s hard to pick just one favorite experience. If I had to pick just one, I’d pick the performance of my senior capstone project last Spring. It was a play called i gotta right. Cabaret, in all of its experimental, artistic wisdom, granted me the Black Box for one performance in early April. So, with good friends and fellow Cabbies Dave Seamon, Amanda Padro, and Danny Cassidy, I put together a staged reading.

– Favorite Cabaret experience as an audience member?

Cabaret used to host semi-regular performances of the improv troupe, Quaint Little Coffee Shop. They were pretty much an in-house group of wonderful actors that got together and did awesome improv. The shows were reckless, irreverent, loose, and absolutely hilarious.

– If you could change one thing about Cabaret, what would it be?

Too freaking hot all the time. And I wish people would stop thinking it’s Jameson Projects Blackbox. So really, I’d just like to change Jameson Project. Let’s move it to Antarctica or something.

– How has Cabaret changed in your time there?

A LOT. But also not really a lot. We’ve become much more… focused. A little bit more professional. Nobody likes to knock the last generation, but it was a little fast and loose way back when. A little too self-satisfying. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Now, there’s still that artistic, indulgent creativity, but there’s much more of a focus on teaching and training and expanding. A larger emphasis on development and progress. That ensures a future for Cabaret that we didn’t really have locked down just a few years ago.

– Budget & talent pool aside, what show would you most like to see Cabaret do in the future?

I’ve always wanted to direct a production of Les Miserables in Cabaret. I know how. I can make it work. That and West Side Story.

Oh yeah. It’ll fit. (Editor’s Note: That’s what she said.)

– What makes Cabaret special?

Directing has become one of my most favorite things in the world, and I never ever would have thought I had the necessary skillset if Cabaret wasn’t willing to give me the opportunity with Songs For A New World way back when. When I got the opportunity to direct A New Brain in the winter of 2009, a life goal of mine was achieved. A New Brain is my favorite musical of all time, and at Cabaret, they love s**t like that—obscure, interesting shows that mean something to the directors; that’s what they actively seek out. That’s what makes it so special. There’s a deeper connection to the material than just doing theatre. There’s a passion that starts with that one person—the director—and that then extends down into the cast and crew. By the time it gets to the audience, it’s got some heavy boots. It means something.

A New Brain, December 2009.

– What has the college (theatre) experience taught you about yourself?

How important collaboration really is. At Cabaret, because of the limited budget and because of the need for experimentation, every single moment of every single day really is an exercise in creative storytelling. And no one can do that alone. Each cast and crew is this microcosm of brilliance that produces these wonderfully innovative, captivating shows. The most important thing to come out of that collaboration is this sense of mutual peer-to-peer respect that is so vital to the process of creation.


Alexandra Kelly Hausner (or “powerhausner” as one Cabaret alumnus dubbed her) is one crazy talented singer-songwriter-dancer-actress-all-around-good-person. She debuted on the Rutgers stage in LTC’s TOMMY, and razzle-dazzled audiences in Revue: Parte Deux and R3VU3, but it was her turn as Ilse in Spring Awakening that marked her Main-Stage debut and denouement on the Cabaret stage. And it was a phenomenal turn.

She kicks more @$$ than Angelina Jolie circa 2008.

She also learned the cello for her stellar performance in LTC’s production of BARE. (Editor’s note: learning of the cello may or may not be true. Stellarness of the performance is 100% accurate.)

– Past Cabaret Credits/Roles/Jobs/Positions

Actor in Cabaret’s Back to School Revue 2 and 3 and Ilse in Spring Awakening

– Where are you from? Where would you like to live in the future?

I’m from Fair Lawn, NJ and I would love to live in NYC in the future

– Favorite Culinary Establishment in the New Brunswick Area?

I am obsessed with Mekada on George Street…if you’ve never had Ethiopian food you NEED to try it

– Same-color or Mix-match socks?

Both. It depends on what the dryer eats

– On what TV show would you like to guest star in a 3-episode mini-arc?

I would love to be on Criminal Minds. I have a weird fascination with serial killer shows and I think I could play a decent crazy.

– Who do you most want to punch in the eye?

Joey (see above). Hands Down.

Aly and Joey taking dramatic pictures during Spring Awakening rehearsals. Marc photobombing like a champ.

– What’s your degree supposed to be in?

Communication with a minor in Music

– What was your least favorite class at Rutgers?

Communication Research. The worst class I’ve ever taken in my life and that counts any math class. It was that bad.

– What did you want to be when you were growing up?

I’ve always wanted to be a performer, but when I was like 12 I wanted to be a Spice Girl.

– What are you probably going to be when you grow up?

I’m probably going to be a singer and songwriter, but instead of a Spice Girl, more of a Sarah Bareillis.

“Acting” real hard during R3VU3

– What would you like to be when you grow up?

A Singer/songwriter……these last three questions were very similar.

– Favorite Cabaret experience as a performer/prostaffer?

I LOVED Spring Awakening, but I think my favorite moment was when Joey and Corey let me sing a song from the musical that I was writing in Revue #2. That really meant a lot to me.

– Favorite Cabaret experience as an audience member?

Watching 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. The show was amazingly funny and I knew the entire cast, which only made it better.

– If you could change one thing about Cabaret, what would it be?

The damn heat. That place gets HOT as anything. I blame Jameson.

– How has Cabaret changed in your time there?

It hasn’t really changed that much. It was always the small, “artistic,” theater to me.

– Budget & talent pool aside, what show would you most like to see Cabaret do in the future?

If I ever finish the musical that I’m writing I would love to see it at Cabaret. I think they could do an amazing job with it.

– What makes Cabaret special?

It really is a family. The space is small, the casts are small, but the love isn’t. It is truly dedicated to the art of acting and creating and it allows the people who work there to grow as people and performers.

– What has the college (theatre) experience taught you about yourself?

It has taught me that I am stronger then I think. I’ve always second guessed myself as an actor and through this experience I know that just need to let go and ACT! I need to stop thinking so much. It also taught me that compared to these people I’m not that weird. LOL. Jk I love you all.


Tobi might be petite, but she’ll kick your teeth in–figuratively and literally–with her wry wit and spry creativity and her boots (that’s the literal part). Tobi has performed on the Cabaret stage continuously since her transfer to Rutgers, and she also stage managed the College Avenue Players’ production of Uberman, a completely original musical, this past Spring. (Editor’s Note: It was AWESOME!) Much like Joey’s comments up above, Tobi also was able to produce a stage reading of her full-length original play, Imagine Laughter, a few weeks ago.

Did we mention she’s a bad@$$?

Tobi, debuting Imagine Laughter, on the Cabaret stage.

– Past Cabaret Credits/Roles/Jobs/Positions:

  • Box Office Manager
  • Rutgers Night Live Premier- Various Sketches
  • August Osage County– Jean Fordham (Director’s Fest)
  • Amorica– Cheap Foreign Labor (Director’s Fest)

– Where are you from? Where would you like to live in the future?

From- Marlboro, New Jersey
Future- California

– Favorite Culinary Establishment in the New Brunswick Area?


– Same-color or Mix-match socks?

Definitely Mix-match

– On what TV show would you like to guest star in a 3-episode mini-arc?

Once Upon A Time

Tobi with fellow Cabaret senior, Nick, at the Cabaret Ball!

– Who do you most want to punch in the eye?


[Editor’s Note: Who me? Couldn’t be! Then who?]

– What’s your degree supposed to be in?

BA Theater Arts, English minor

– What was your least favorite class at Rutgers?

Planet Earth

– What did you want to be when you were growing up?

Always an actress

– What are you probably going to be when you grow up?

Living in a box in Times Square

– What would you like to be when you grow up?

Actress and Writer

– Favorite Cabaret experience as a performer/prostaffer?

Telling people they have to go home cause the show is sold out- bwahaha

– Favorite Cabaret experience as an audience member?

Watching how much talent we have at Cabaret

– If you could change one thing about Cabaret, what would it be?

More opportunities for theater majors

Tobi “acting” alongside fellow Cabbie, Marc, in the BA Theatre major’s production of Our Town. Cabaret has let the BAs use the space for the final project for the last few years. RU pride, baby!

– How has Cabaret changed in your time there?

I’m a transfer student so I haven’t seen much, but I noticed there’s always talented people walking in the door.

– Budget & talent pool aside, what show would you most like to see Cabaret do in the future?

A classy night filled with singing and acting each semester.

– What makes Cabaret special?

It really brings people together through a creative outlet, and I love all the people I’ve met being a part of Cabaret.

– What has the college (theatre) experience taught you about yourself?

I definitely learned a lot about myself through this experience and know that I can’t imagine doing anything else with my life.



Happy graduation to those RU scholars walking today!

Stay tuned for two more posts tomorrow, when the rest of Rutgers graduates!