No Way, No How, No Doubt

Hello all!!!

My it’s been a long time, hasn’t it?

Too long!

Way too long!


But anywho, happy spring!


I’m back to let you all know what’s going on in the next few months, including our first main stage of this semester…Doubt!!!!

It’s a parable.

By John Patrick Shanley.

And I’m excited.


Let’s get started!


For those of you who don’t know about the wonderful opportunities that Cabaret has to offer…let me tell you!!

And for those who do know, sit tight and learn again!


1. Doubt is being directed by Emily Petrick.

1.b. Doubt is the first main stage that Emily is directing!

1.c. Check out that talent!

2. The cast of the show is a small one, consisting of only four actors.

2.b. The cast is very close.

2.c. So close, there is no air between them. They have literally melded together into one super-actor.

2.d. And I do mean literally.

3. Conclusion: Cabaret’s opportunities are awesome!!! You can have the time of your life, all while gaining first-hand theater experience!

3.b. What can be better than that?!

3.c. Answer: Adam Lambert. And/or Beyoncé.



Here’s a list of all the people involved with Doubt:



Written by John Patrick Shanley

Directed by Emily Petrick
Assistant Director – Gina D’Angelo
Stage Manager – Kayla Votapek

Father Flynn: Dan Conroy
Sister Aloysius: Jasia Ries 
Sister James: Ashtyn Greenstein
Mrs. Mullen: Alexis Craig-Hart 


*Ahem, ahem* And sound is done by me. Allie Kroeper. Sound goddess.

Sonic genius, if you will.

But really, Kayla Votapek is the genius. I just push the buttons.


Anywho, the show dates and times are as follows:

February 7th at 8 pm

February 8th at 8 pm

February 9th at 7 pm

February 14th at 8 pm*

February 15th at 8 pm

February 16th at 7 pm

*The Valentine’s Day show proceeds donated to Sloan Kettering Memorial Cancer Center Pediatric Care.

$7 Students/Faculty/Seniors
$12 General Admission

Email for advanced reservations. Please specify your name, the number of tickets you wish to purchase and the date/time of the show you wish to attend. Our shows sell out quickly so making a reservation is the smart way to get yourself a seat!*

*Note: Reservations are not guaranteed. Patrons with reservations must arrive at least one half-hour prior to the stated performance time to purchase their tickets. Reservations may be voided at the discretion of the Box Office Management twenty minutes prior to the scheduled performance to accommodate any patrons on the waiting list or any walk-up sales.


Now moving on to more things on the horizon…

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson auditions are right around the corner!


They will be:

Monday, February 10th, 7pm-11pm

Tuesday, February 11th, 7pm-11pm


Callbacks will be:

Wednesday, February 12th, TBD


Here is what you need to do for the audition:

Prepare 16-32 bars of an uptempo rock or pop song. Do NOT prepare a song from a musical.

Sides will be provided.

Please bring a copy of your Spring 2014 schedule and any applicable conflicts.

You must be a full-time undergraduate student to audition for this production.

If you are currently involved in a production with Cabaret Theatre, Livingston Theatre Company, and/or College Avenue Players, you are welcome to audition!

6 women
8 men
Those cast must have a strong comedic range, as well as vocal talent and dance aptitude.

If you have any questions about auditions or Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, you may e-mail the director, Leah Christians, at or the producer, Meghan King, at

Bring tons of personality with you — that is important!



Next up…the 6th Annual Original Play Festival, yay!!!!!!


We are currently accepting submissions of original plays. Please keep them to 10 minutes (10 pages). If you have written more than that, then that is fine! No need to scrap a thing!

Submissions are due by February 17th at 11:59pm, so get to it!

You must email your submissions to Justice Hehir (the Play Fest Coordinator) at, and cc them to Meg King (Cabaret’s Producer) at, and Courtney King (Artistic Director) at

Having trouble with the brainstorm? Feeling a bit writer’s blocky?

Have no fear!! The Cabaret Theatre Playwrights Collective is here!

The Collective meets every Sunday at noon on the second floor of the Douglass Campus Center.

We read play stuffs, write play stuffs, discuss play stuffs, workshop play stuffs, and even drink tea stuffs!

So come on over this weekend!

Or you will see this face:


And who wants to see that?


Next (Again…oy, there’s lots to cover!!)

Keep an eye out for the special project, which is A Night of Shakespeare!


And contrary to popular belief (and by “popular” I mean “my”) Shakespeare is not when you shake a spear around and chase people down the street with it. Shakespeare was some famous writer during the renaissance or something?

Yeah I didn’t know about him, either.


Anywho, this is a coffeehouse-style event in which Shakespeare lovers will be given the opportunity to perform their favorite Shakespearean monologue or scene. If you are interested in performing at this event or have a random question about it that you would like answered, then email Courtney King (Artistic Director) at



And finally (glad I can say finally!): Rutgers Night Live!!!


RNL is a sketch comedy show based on Saturday Night Live, and it is always filled with stunning moments in which everyone has a good old time with some happy and healthy family fun. Here’s a picture from RNL VII to prove it!


So, so happy.


RNL VIII will be on:

Friday, February 28th at 8pm

Saturday, March 1st at 8pm

Saturday, March 1st at 11:59pm


Believe me: you do not want to miss it!


Anywho, that’s all the time I have for now.


A-Kroeps out!



RNL VII: Ridiculous, Ravishing Rugrats

Hey ladies and gents…NUTTER IS BACK (for now).

Our usual fabulous Social Media Chairwoman, Ms. Allie Kroeper, is in the performance and I’ve taken it upon myself to write on her behalf. It’s nice to return to my old stomping ground. And I’m so proud of her!

I’m sitting in the audience of Cabaret Theatre Presents: Rutgers Night Live VII: Her Legs Went On For Days and I can’t believe that my first blogpost about RNL was a year ago! Some things have changed, some haven’t, but it’s nice to see RNL back and ready to go for another semester! We’ve had some major changes to the RNL crew since last time, but its just as ridiculous and awesome as ever, god save us all.

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Recaps, Reviews, and Redundancy

Hello again, wonderful readers of this blog we call Inside Cabaret!

I have many an update and many an exciting sentence! So sit tight (don’t fall out of your seat) as I tell you about new opportunities and recap what happened at the Involvement Fair. Yay!

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